Help me!
Let's see you get out of this one
I'd marry her
Yeah
Well, nominally better than real prison food... still tastes like cardboard
Me!
The nuclear weapons of the legal world
I'm outta here

 

 

Welcome to Jeremy's Ye Old Ball and Chain shop, the finest in in couture prison wear.

Whether you are the groom or the bride, we can custom fit your manacles to ensure that you can be comfortably chained to your significant other for the rest of your life.

Be sure to peruse our Dressing Cell to see our full selection of chains.

Run while you can
I can almost see the sunlight
Home free!